After a bad date, I came home to relax, when the texting started.Jew Boy: Lots of Coors Light for me tonight. (who says this?)
Me: Nice to know...me too. Where are you going, you might run into me?
Jew Boy: Looks like Wee Lounge in Ft. Worth. I dare you to come here.
Jew Boy: You know it's worth it.
Me: Oh yes I do, but it's your turn to come here.
Jew Boy: I know but have been drinking since 4, can't drive there.
Me: Bad excuse. Again you know it is worth it.
Thirty minutes pass.
Jew Boy: Are you on your way?
Me: Ah....no. I thought you agreed to come here. And I mean that literally.
Several hours pass.
Jew Boy: I know it's worth it, but I am at home now and going to bed.
Me: At least you know that much! Good night sexy.
Jew Boy: Smooch.
I laughed out loud because I love a little dirty texting!
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