Introduced

In an effort to reconnect with The Big X, I had been soliciting him to introduce me to the new friends he had forged while we were apart. I was overly interested, plus bothered by what he had been doing the last year without me.

With a plan in motion to take me out to meet his friends, we initially met for dinner. He was happy to see me and told me I looked hot. I was and felt it. After dinner, we went to the bar. He friends had not arrived yet, so we decided to have a drink at the bar while we waited for a table. As I traipsed toward the bar, The Big X succeeded me. I was forced to stop by the large crowd, I looked at my reflection in the mirror that was directly in front of me. Starring back at me was, of course, an image of myself, then directly behind me was Jew Boy, behind him was The Big X. Oh Fuck, the irony.

I stood frozen for at least 10 seconds contemplating what to do. There was no getting around this one, I knew it. As I turned around, I accidentally dumped into Jew Boy, as I was only seeing him in a mirror, which disrupted my depth perception. When I hit him, he was looking down and didn't know it was his fuck buddy that has just pegged him. Still without looking up, he said, "Oh I am sorry." Then finally, he looked at me and died laughing. It was bizarre that I ran into him, but it was just one in a long line of coincidental experiences between us.

I had no idea he was in town and he knew nothing about my showing, as he was on a date. We were both laughing loudly, not believing what has just happened. He said, "This is so weird." He admitted that he was on a date, but had just taken her to the car. It had gone so badly that he was coming back in for another drink before he headed home. Jew Boy noticed that The Big X was standing a few feet behind me and said, "Are you on a date." I said, "Shit no, that is The Big X." He acted like he didn't care, but all the while was extremely touchy and very flirty.

I couldn't bring myself to introduce them. What was I to say, "Since I am fucking both of you, I thought it was time that you were introduced?" Need less to say, The Big X was irritated. As we walked off, he immediately asked who Jew Boy was. I replied, "Oh he is a friend." The Big X took his stab, "He is funny looking. He is about two inches shorter than I am and looks retarded." He really shouldn't have said such things about the guy I was fucking on a regular basis!

The Big X and I made our way to the patio, far away from Jew Boy. As we talked, all I could think about was Jew Boy sitting in there alone. Oh and how bad I wanted him! I plagiarized a story about my stomach hurting in order to get back inside. The Big X bought it and I went straight to sit by Jew Boy. He seemed happy that I had returned and our conversation was great.

Me: You know not to go on blind dates that your friends set you up on.
Jew Boy: I know, they always suck. But I am still in a great mood because I shot well at golf today. Did you know I won huge money in the golf tournament that day after you stayed with me last?
Me: I am good luck. How in the hell would I know that, you only contact me when you want sex?
Jew Boy: laughing.....That is the only time you call me too. We really should talk more.

Me: Do you want to come and sit with us?
Jew Boy: Do you want me to meet him?
Me: He has a name and no you don't need to do that. Literally.
Jew Boy: We really do need to talk more. Outside of hooking up.
Me: I agree.....it is all on you.
Jew Boy: We will. Have fun tonight.

He hugged and kissed me on the cheek. Oh, how I wanted it to be on the lips. I wish I would have been without The Big X.

They were both jealous and it was a great place to be.