The Accent

At a very trendy loft space downtown, I met Turtleneck for a second date. It was telling to see where and how he lived. I was impressed with his selections, as bachelor pads usually scare the shit out of me. This guy he did actually have some style.

We made our way to the bar for drinks. I was in a good environment with a super smart, hot German guy. What could be better? We exchanged conversation about our differences and the many things that we had in common. He was easy to talk to, while being overly interested in me. He spend time telling me I was beautiful. I said, "What about hot?" He said well that is apparent too. It was much better when he said it with that accent!

He kissed me goodbye at the end of the night. He was a good kisser. Still not Jew Boy status! But then again, Jew Boy didn't have that accent!