Things About Me

....in no particular order

1. I love to kiss men that are great at it.
2. A man who can play a guitar well, may be the sexiest thing on earth.
3. I did not have the best sex of my life until I was 28.
4. I am not a social drinker. I drink to get drunk.
5. I lost my virginity at age 14, in a tree house no less!
6. My first car was a black Eagle Talon.
7. My mother is an only child and acts like it.
8. I don't know where the state of Ohio is (among others).
9. I am a bad speller.
10. I am an even worst driver.
11. I would love to be a full-time artist.
12. I have been in love two times.
13. I have stalker tendencies.
14. I have hacked into a guy's email that I was dating.
15. My friends and I use to steal when we were younger.
16. I could not live without live music.
17. I have made out with a rock star.
18. I don't know about religion, politics or history. Don't care to know.
19. I am 50% German.
20. I once weighed 170 pounds.
21. I am a terrible singer, but love to do it loudly.
22. Sarcasm is highly sexy.
23. There is nothing better than the first beer.
24. I like morning sex, when I am still half asleep.
25. I only have one armpit that sweats.
26. I love to dance under the stars, drunk.
27. Good fashion does matter.
28. When I was little, I ate my boogers.
29. I love raspy voices.
30. I love sex.
31. I own a cordless drill, nailgun and a saw, all of which I use.
32. I have been on more blind dates than I would like to count.
33. I am annoyed by people who don't speak English.
34. I have never seen Star Wars and don't intend to.
35. I have an obsession with short guys.
36. I have more one night stands than I would like to count.
37. I have kissed a few girls. It's just not there for me!
38. I am a former sorority bitch.
39. I am always up for a "friends with benefits" relationship.
40. My friends think I am crazy, but that is why they love me!
41. I love college football and basketball. Big 12 baby!
42. I can drink with the big boys!
43. My friends are the most important thing in my life.
44. I wish I was more outgoing.
45. I hate my voice.
46. I am scared of the word marriage.
47. Even more terrified of the word baby.
48. There ARE benefits to being single.
49. My dog is the love of my life.
50. I am open to the idea of abortion.
51. I have been in too many wrecks....all when I was behind the wheel.
52. I am a beer girl ONLY.
53. I love to drive with the windows down, but only when the music is loud.
54. I over analyze everything.
55. I love to drive fast.
56. I don't have the ability to cook. That gene is missing.
57. I love to give blow jobs.
58. Not very many things shock the hell out of me.
59. I can dance, well.
60. I love to talk dirty.
61. I have two tattoos. Love them and want more....
62. I haven't turned on FM radio in years.