Gap

The weirdest night out, the weirdest date ever. I had been talking to a new guy online for about a month, when we decided on an prompt to meeting, as I already had plans for the night. Gap agreed to meet and hang out with me and my friend.

Well into a few beers at Emily's, she wanted to see the photos of who I was meeting. How is it that all of my friends that are in a relationship think my dating life is a fun game? After viewing his photo, we discovered that the grainy guy in the photo had a huge gap between his teeth. Huge. Deal breaker.

Since it would be overly vain not to meet him after this discovery, Emily and I headed out the door with little hope. Once at the bar, I texted Gap because the crowd was so large we couldn't find his table. After the response, we scoured the place, still with no luck. During our searches, I thought I saw a guy that look like him, but he was sitting with five girls. As we walked by I smiled in his direction, but he looked the other way. I thought that maybe it was Gap and he had changed his mind about meeting me. Fine, there were plenty more where that came from!

Emily and I were actually talking with a few other guys we met, then Gap annoyingly texted me. I told him I had made the rounds, but couldn't find him, so I would keep my place at the pool table if he wanted to meet me. He knew my whereabouts, so I continued to drink and have a good time with my new found friends. It was about an hour later when The Gap finally grew the balls to come over.

He was good looking at first glance. THEN he smiled. Oh yes, there was a gap. Large enough to drive a car through.

Next. And quick.