Totally Worth It

Trying to get out my rut of sharing myself with two guys who didn't appreciate me, I met and went out with Doc. I don't call him Doc, as in a respectful Doctor of Medicine, but Doc as in Doctor Marten. Yes that is right, he wore Doc Martens on our date. Seriously, I had no idea they still produced those terrible fucking shoes! More importantly, who still wore them in public? Apparently the answer to that I was stuck with, at least through dinner.

I hate to be so terrible because Doc was actually a very nice guy and cute to boot. No pun intended. He was extremely respectful and we had a night filled with laughter. While on my way to the bathroom and to sneak a secret cigarette, Jew Boy texted.

Seriously? He was two for in successfully interrupting my last two dates. Every time Jew Boy dropped from my thoughts, his presence resurfaced.

Texting started.

Jew Boy: What's up baby?
Me: Not much....having a few beers. What are you up to?
Jew Boy: Having dinner with my boss.....very horny.
Me: Can I help with that?
Jew Boy: Yes, I will call you soon.

By the time the texting ended, I was totally checked out of my date. All I could think about was the crazy sex I was about to have. I didn't feel at all guilty because after all, Doc was wearing non-shoes.

When Jew Boy showed up at my house, he didn't want to drink or even talk. All he wanted was to strip off my clothes. During some intense kissing, he stopped and looked me in the eye. He announced, "You look hot tonight." I responded, "Sexy and beautiful too. I know and thank you." He said, "I know you know. That is what is so hot." He looked good as well, but still, it he didn't compare to me. He never did.

He literally started taking off his own clothes and shortly thereafter demonstrated why his texting was no joke. Afterward, I got that chance to tell him he was completely random in his contact. He admitted that he was, but said he just wanted to see me. I asked, "Well was it worth it?" He said of course. He was too, but all I had to give up was the Doc. And his shoes.

Totally worth it.