Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Meeting the Fam

I was filled with excitement as the visit of my sister was nearing and I felt it was time Jew Boy made her connection. Not my family, just her. When I asked, he said, "Of course," but immediately acted disinterested. I said, "This is not the family, there is no pressure. I would love for you to go out with us, but don't feel obligated." His meek response was thank you. Feeling unsatisfied, I continued to push, "Well you think about it." I gave him a short three seconds, then asked how long he planned on thinking. He busted out laughing and said, "I will meet your sister."

In his head, I think there was an underlying Fuck That.

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