Linear Thinkers

While Jew Boy was away, we continued to communicate by text message, with a few calls thrown in. The text messages were super witty, highly sarcastic and sometimes overtly sexual. But, every time we talked, he seemed preoccupied with the events and people around him. Fuck his socialization, I get full attention, always. I do understand that most men are linear thinkers (apparently Jew Boy included), so after much over-analyzing, I blew off his apparent ability to multi-task.

When he returned home, our calls also returned to normal. They were long, filled with much laughter and flirting that boarded on orgasm! He made it clear that he wanted to see me, so I agreed that we should go to dinner.

The day of dinner, Jew Boy called at five to make plans. During our call, his rudeness and self-absorbed center once again surfaced. He started by checking his email, then preceded to read them to me over the phone. Ahhhh, No! I tried to pull our conversation out of the ditch, but by then he had pissed me off so bad, I falsified a work deadline. Basically, I told him that he could drive over (an hour drive) to take me to dinner, then go back home. He shocked me by saying that he didn't want to come if we didn't have time to "hang out." Really? We are all of age here, go ahead and say, "I don't want to take you to dinner if I can't have sex with you."

I was fucking irritated, but knew I had made the right decision once I had his response. Jew Boy is self-absorbed and frankly, an asshole. I was testing him to see what THIS was for him. I got the my answer, SEX. This unfortunately was not the answer I was looking for.